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Seattle Mishap

the act of two mixed martial art fighters grappling each other, when suddenly one loses control of their bladder and pisses all over the other fighter.

The 3 time NCAA wrestling champion was disqualified from the match when he accidentally preformed a "Seattle Mishap" on his opponent.

by AJ&KEVIN November 5, 2010

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Alabama Mishap

Where a guy is fucking a girl in the ass roughly, then proceeds to throw her off causing her to shit all over his bed. They then end up throwing up on eachother.

Man, I had an Alabama Mishap last night. Shit was intense!

by JarJarWinks February 20, 2010

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


slot mishap

An unfortunate or unusual accident/occurence during the penetration part of sexual intercourse that usually results in some sort of splitting pain usually caused by recklessness or carelessness.

While the married couple were having sexual intercourse, a slot mishap occured that cut the fun short.

by Leafs11&Sewchinator November 3, 2006

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet

Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!

by Beabstinent September 12, 2016


Flyover Mishap

A catastrophic man-made disaster in a β€œflyover” state which is downplayed by the liberal media because it occurs in a part of the country consisting of low intelligence voters who criticize Mayor Pete’s inaction and who support Trump and conservatives

The January 2023 train derailment of train cars in East Palestine, Ohio, full of toxic chemicals, were intentionally detonated, and was described by Mayor Pete, his DOT and the liberal lapdog New York Times as β€œFlyover Mishap”.

by Mil3druid4 February 17, 2023


lemon mishap

pissing yourself in public or in privacy.

my son had a lemon mishap

by REMEMBER ........... MEEEEEEEE June 2, 2015


sailing mishap

from Teen Girl Squad

SAlLING MISHAP

by cheeseguy June 9, 2004

11πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž