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An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."
Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"
Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
Someone who works on computer. Computers tend to have a lot of dust in them and often need to be blown out because of the collection of said dust.
Johnny is a grease monkey, he works on cars but his sister is a total dust monkey, she works on computers all day. NERD!
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A man or woman of arab, or middle eastern descent.
Those motherfuckers that just opened that 7-11 are fucking dust monkeys.
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A person who smells like dust or is very unattractive
Josh is a Dust Monkey.
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When someone is playing you and you call bullshit
Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank
Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK
'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?
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When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.
We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.