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Pickle Wiper

A queer bastard the enjoys playing with guys dicks

Hey guys, did you know Burt is a fuckin' Pickle Wiper?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

3πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


mayonaise box

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


submarine

A tampon currently trolling in the puss.

I wanted to fuck the bitch, but she was sporting a submarine.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

11πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


tuna pot pie

A pussy.

Hey baby, how about a taste of that tuna pot pie?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

9πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


mustard slot

The xtra wide gaping pussy of a slutty whore

That cunt had the biggest mustard slot I ever saw!

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

240πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


Dick Skinner

The mouth of a lame bastard that talks shit.

He mouthed off one too many times so I stuffed my wang in his dick skinner

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

4πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž