To jizz on the face of an African American female, while she is taking a poop.
Brent Shaw jizz monkeyed that girl last night!!
26π 47π
a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek
that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.
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jizz slut monkey (implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey)
Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?
Sue: My friend Emily.
Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10-foot pole!
Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!
Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!
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A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.
βThanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now weβre all sober.β
βDude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.β
20π 4π
a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum
The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.
6π 6π
A white monkey.
There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey