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moose knuckle

the canadian camel toe

โ€œdid you see tiffany at the rink last night? she had a massive moose knuckle eh?โ€

by rickymcschnicky October 24, 2019

27๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


moose knuckle

The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.

That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.

by ExNWPers June 26, 2005

2200๐Ÿ‘ 1775๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moose knuckle

A fat girls camel toe

Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!

by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


moose knuckles

A man's version of a camel toe.

Scott, the gymnast, tried to hide his moose knuckles.

by Jefferstone January 19, 2017

89๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


moose-knuckle

Simply put it is the male equivalent of a woman's camel toe. Usually caused by the seam of tight but thin leg wear such as spandex, the testicles and penis form two bulges on opposite sides of the seem that vaguely resembles the hoof, or "knuckle" of a moose. hence "Moose-knuckle"

Jon didn't wear underwear under his skintight Peterpan costume, and everyone could see that he had a moose-knuckle.

by ChicagoBrian June 16, 2011

619๐Ÿ‘ 511๐Ÿ‘Ž


moose knuckle

When a man has a camel toe because he's wearing something really tight.

Mark proudly showed off his huge moose knuckle in his red bike shorts.

by charlesramsey August 6, 2013

36๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


moose knuckle

when an obese lady has camel-toe

that camel to is so big its like a moose knuckle

by bob joe's May 8, 2012

134๐Ÿ‘ 116๐Ÿ‘Ž