Mork

A character played by Robin Williams in the T.V. show "Mork and Mindy".

You want an example of this? Watch some old reruns or something you tard.

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mork

Short for mudcork. A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

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mork

The special friendship between two best friends

"Hey mork!"

"Yo whats up mork?"

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Mork

One of the two Warhammer Orc gods. Constantly warring with sibling, Gork.

The known warhammer gods are: Gork, an Orcish warrior god; Mork, another Orc deity; Nurgle, lord of decay; Slaanesh, seductive prince of Chaos; Khorne, The Bloodletter; and Tzeentch, god of chaotic change.

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mork

n. Slang. A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

NIGGA! Get yo mork ass outta bed!

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mork

~In the state or being a sloan ass nigga.
~The opposite of a trap star

Jeff, you hatin coz you a mork ass nigga and i'm a trap star nigga.

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Morking

The act of gathering in a Lidl hypermarket with your satan worshipping friend to rape a weakling guy between the shelves using random objects to insert in his anus and urethra

James went morking with Stuart and Lenny tonight
- Oh dear,you are morking again far from home?

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