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A car with only one working light that, at night, looks like a motorcycle approaching. Every other car in Romford has at least one non-working headlamp.
This is a narrow lane so I’m glad that’s a motorbike coming the other way. Oh Jesus, breath in kids it’s a Romford motorbike.
A band that doesn't actually exist. Used to derail masturbatory and pretentious conversations and articles about indie music. The band is described differently each time, with the descriptions of its lineup and their habits, the musical style, era of popularity, and method of recording changing with each retelling.
Pitchfork music writer: On his new 12-inch limited release with the alternate cover, indie legend Jay Reatard mixes whiffs of post-punk lyrical garbling with retrograde lo-fi rhythm guitar, bombastic Stooges-era drums, malleable dance rhythms, and hippy-dippy basslines.
Intelligent music writer: You like AnCo? You should totally check out Das Motorbike. Back in the 80s, DM seamlessly blended the post-ska rhythms of Colonial Jo'burg with the astroturf-infused anti-folk of late-era Plath Sisters, all of it tied together with a proto-punk ribbon and a shit-grunge cherry on top
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Receiving a hand-job, with a twisting motion (as if using the throttle on a motorcycle), from a lady-boy making a revving engine sound.
"Dude, my trip to Kuala Lumpur ended with a Malaysian Motorbike from the tour guide I hired!"
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When one finds themself attracted bikes more than other humans, and constantly fantasises about motorbikes in an almost 'pornographic' way.
Dude, I dont dig chicks anymore, I'm a motorbike-sexual.
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A Motorbike slap is a swift vicious cock slap to the right face cheek or arse cheek
Brad loves getting Motorbike slapped by marcus both ways then returning the favour.
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A game played on long car journeys. The aim is to spot fat men on motorcycles.
Once you spot one, you shout out 'Fat man on a Motorbike'.
This game can pass time, and winning can be very satisfying.
Joe: 'FAT MAN ON A MOTORBIKE!'
Darren: 'Yass! Let's start a new round.. cannot wait!'
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Kid: 'But I can't be fucked going on a 2 hour car journey to see a wretched old shrivel in a hospital bed!'
Dad: 'Quit whining. Play fat man on a motorbike with Garry or something. And don't talk shit about my maw.
a trench rammer or "Wacker" - basically a petrol engine driving a flat stomper, used for compacting earth back into a trench or flattening local repairs in tarmac.
So called because of its prolific use by apparently irish road labourers.
this hole's ready for filling, we'd better go and borrow Paddy's motorbike.
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