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when you fucking at the end of the bed pulling back on your partners arm from behind, as you cum you say "mu..." when they turn around to look at you you say ..."fasa" and let go of the arm, looking them into the eyes as they fall off the bed.
"the only way she could hate me more would be if i Mufasa her on valentinesday again"
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Pronunciation: Moo-FAH-sah.
When something is said that is so terrifying, it makes you shiver. (In reference to Shenzi the Hyena's line in The Lion King)
"Remember in The Ring when that girl climbs out of the well?"
"Ooooohh (shiver). Mufasa..."
Sarcasm:
"Did someone kick your dad in the nuts right before he and your momma made you?"
"Ooooooh, Mufasa."
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when you r fingering her ass so viciously that a little shit comes out, you then take your thumb out of her ass and swipe the shit on her forehead forming the mark that mufasa had when he was a baby and start singing circle of life
Jennifer: baby i just shit
Joe: oh no let me wip it out let me do the mufasa every day
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Daniel wasn't mufasaing enough, so he was trampled by a rhino.
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A women's retaliation to a Simba. When it's that time of the month she randomly wipes period blood on her male partner's forehead. Then loudly proclaims "Mufasa". Then in utter disgust he starts to shake violently. Muttering the name Mufasa over and over again.
"Your husband hasn't been himself lately." -Female neighbor-
"Oh, he thought he was funny and gave me a Simba during sex. So I gave him a Mufasa to pay him back."-Wife-
"Oh is that why he's been sitting in the corner crying? When will boys learn, women fight dirty." -Female neighbor-
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to appear out of nowhere and act like you know everything.
"Man, that zachary kid just pulled a really annoying mufasa on elliots' status update, then stopped commenting."
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noun; a penis which is shorter than its surrounding pubic hair; resulting in a "lion mane" look.
"She said she wouldn't S on my D until I trimmed my mufasa"
"When I showed her my mufasa, she asked me where my dick was."
"Due to the mufasa, she had to comb through my mane to get to my junk."
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