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MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER
A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.
eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..
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one who eats the pussy very well.
jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver
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(n) A lesbian. See also DOUCHEDRINKER, DYKE.
Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.
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An occupation many black men avoid.
White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.
A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking
Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver
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to lick a womans other lips, to bury yourself in a womans fanny, eat the beaver
that joemust be a pretty good muff diver by now, he's always muff diving with his girlfriend kate
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the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity
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