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An old or beaten up car. A car that is more than 20 years old. Sounds like it will break any minute. Usually driven by grandmothers.
John: Hey look its a mufty coming down the street
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Noun - singular and plural
Australian slang denoting any of several small and irritating breeds of dog such as the Pekingese, Shiatsu, and various long haired Miniature Terriers. Generally, the term mufti can be applied to any such animal that can be converted for use as a mop by the deft insertion of a hockey stick. Mufti are typically owned by middle aged women and have names like Mitzi, Muffy, Floppsy etc.
If that bloody mufti bites my ankle again I swear I'll drop-kick it into a gum tree!
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A Irish/scouse coloquialism refering to one's nose.
1.Tom: Here vicky i've got an itchy mufti!
Vicky: O dear that means you're going to get into a fight!
Tom: Well as long as i don't end up with a broken mufti...
2. Kat: I bunked the queue so that i could buy that curly wurly before that fat boy. Do you think hes annoyed?
Sam: Yes i think you put his mufti out of joint.
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It is a word created by honreable amimzo of the cs world , this word means "good" actually more along the lines of SUPER GOOD =D
Aminzo says : Adz is bare muftiness.
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A hairpiece for ladies to wear over / instead of pubic hair. Usually done in novelty shapes and colours. Can also be pubic hair trimmed in novelty styles
My girlfriend got a mufti yesterday.
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Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.
Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!
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One of the worlds kindest Muslim Scholars, If you want to ACTUALLY learn about the beautiful religion of islam, you should watch him and follow him on instagram!!!
Mufti Menk gave a very inspiring kutbah!!!
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