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A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.
Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.
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A creature lurking on men's faces that can only be tamed by razers/shaving cream or mustache combs, and may emerge from noses.
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Adj; The act of being screwed over by your boss who has a ridiculous mustache.
"Chad just called me at 9:30pm and told me I have to go into work tomorrow morning on my day off."
"You just got mustached"
"Screw Chad and his mustache!"
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A curvy-ish shape that comes in multiple colors (mostly black). Both boys and girls love mustaches!
I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later!
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a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker
are you going to the cock sucking ralley tonight or are you gonna shave that mustache
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Tuft hair above the upper lip and below the nose. Usually longer than the rest of the hair on the face and he has no goatee only a mustach.
Stephen has a mustach that he like to gel up.
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The patch of hair located just above a woman's clitoris.
My girlfriends mustache is so sexy.
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