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A mustache in which the end curl upward and for an O. This mustache is commonly seen in western
Yo, did you see that dude's mustachio?
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Oh that man is so good he must be mustachio
A mustache with bits of pistachios stuck inside.
Fuck, im not kissing you until you get rid of that mustachio!
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a member of a tribe that lives deep in the rain forest of Mongolia. they glue fake mustaches to their topper lips.
tyler the mustachio is constantly stroking his fake mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.
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A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special
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After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
She never talked to me again after she was Dante Mustachio.
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The celebration of mustaches (spoken: moo-stashes). All kinds. Bashio translates into "bash" like a party, a party for the phenomena we know as the mustache.
"Hey bro...you coming to the mustachio bashio at Derek's this weekend?"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"
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