Bag my beef

Phrase used for a women taking all of your southern meat in her sausage wallet.

Spencer: "How about you come over here and bag my beef while I slowly paw your fun bags?"

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model my beef

To model ones beef is to place thou cockus in thee mouth and pose for the camera

SexPhoneOperator: Hey baby...
HornyMan: Would you like to model my beef?
SexPhoneOperator: oh fo' shizzle my nizzle...
HornyMan: aight then model it bitch

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model my beef

To smile with one's beef in their mouth, with their hand on the beef owner's testicals. See also, nigga tyrone

Nigga Tyrone: "Model my mothafuckin beef mothafucka!"

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hold my beef

A phrase used when someone won't stop irritating you.

Jessy: You're whack man, just quit the game.

Jack: Nah man, hold my beef.

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finger my beef

To get in somebody else's problem, interrupt in some way. Usually derogatory, because unless you are asked, you shouldn't butt in.

1: "Yeah, so I'm having issues with..."
2: "What? What?! Tell me, I know what to do!"
1: "Dude. Don't finger my beef. Go kill yourself or something."

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Stroganoff my beef

When an individual stroganoffs your beef they do so to make you cum

She be stroganoff my beef til' I cum.

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Stick my beef in your burger

to place a penis in a vagina. Mostly referring to over weight people making love. Or another way to ask someone if they want to have sex.

Hey baby can i stick my beef in your burger later?? I want to stick my beef in her burger so badly! My beef was so happy in her tight burger last night.