My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there

"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"

My uncle works at Nintendo

"My uncle works at Nintendo" is a facetious statement which is often jokingly used to spread false insider information about Nintendo and its upcoming projects.

People try to get others to believe that they have received insider information from their uncle who supposedly works at the video game company.

The lie is so well known that in internet culture, it has become a joke way for people to signal that any information they're about to say will be false.

My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Raiden will be a playable character in the next Super Smash Bros.

My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

drop a quarter and call my uncle

to take a shit and make someone eat it

if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse

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if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

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and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

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my goofy ahh uncle

A series of videos where Quandale Dingle talks about his life

it commonly has short clips of memes, referred to as 21st Century Humor.

Quandale Dingle: Hey guys. Quandale Dingle here. When I was 10 years old, my goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weeny doodle

Girl: wtf was that??

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