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When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.
(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)
A person who can fall asleep/take a nap at anytime of the day, at any place in the world, in any situation and then wake up like a Phoenix reborn from the ashes.
Tom: Wow how can you fall asleep that fast? We were chatting fine and the minute I looked away, you started snoring.
Carrie: What can I say, I'm a power napper.
After running around the track for a 4:11 mile, you crawl up on your girl, ball her to the point of exhaustion, and pass out for a quick, sweaty nap.
Nay, I'm good - I took a sweaty napper earlier, so I am ready to go out and dance some more.
One who falls asleep on the toilet
Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?
noun. a foot or leg that falls asleep due to circulation being cut-off from sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time; adjective. a numbing or tingling sensation in the foot or leg that is the result of sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time
15 minutes later, Joe came limping out of the bathroom, complaining of a crapper-napper.
Ralph got a crapper-napper from sitting on the toilet.
The act of inducing a Xanax-like coma and intentionally slamming your vehicle in a ditch to take a nap.
Dude is such a ditch napper. I bet he has a couple bars left in his pocket and a sign in his grill.
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