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Someone who is obessed with a person, place, or thing.
Bridget Aye is a nester of facebook.
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A gamer who is devoted to NES games not only buying but playing the games. This person is not known to just buy a game to leave it on the shelf collecting dust. If a NESter buys a sealed game they will unseal it just so they can play it.
I hope my eBay auction does not get bought by a NESter.
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Nester Likes birthday game party
Nester Likes birthday game party
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A woman/man who pretends to be honest, caring, mature and temporarily displays all the qualities you wish for in a woman/man.
This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want).
A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down.
This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family.
With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life.
All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness.
The only way to battle a nester is by:
A. Completely cutting her/him off
B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves)
Have a nester-free life!
Written by DM
"I heard that girl Brenda is making breakfast for John every morning and has started alienating him from his friends. It's only been three months and she has drawer at his place, that's crazy bro."
"Yeah man, she's a nester, he needs to get out now."
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A parent whose children have grown up and left home.
Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!
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When you pull up and twerk on your principal's meat and produce very athletic offspring. You also get very sunburnt during intercourse.
Dawg, Mrs. Thompson just Mrs. Nestered me and now my sunburn is third degree.
crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.
nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.
crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.
nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.
crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.
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