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The most kickass place in the US. Well, Reno-Tahoe is. Vegas is pretty suckish. In Reno-Tahoe you can kayak, jetski, ATV, and a whole bunch of other stuff. In Vegas, all you can do is get laid for 5 bucks. UNR also has a better football team than UNLV. And it's Ne-vA-da, not Ne-vAH-da.
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To be constantly late, excessively tardy, to have a lackadaisical attitude towards one's duties. This is in reference to the 2020 U.S. presidential elections, when the state of Nevada took their sweet time counting ballots.
Teacher: You're always handing in your assignments past the deadline! Who are you, the state of Nevada?
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Nevada is the most beautiful girl ever when u see her u won’t stop looking at her u might even wanna make her more than a friend Nevada is the cutest girl I ever seen she is a cute ,pretty ,nice , and she is goofy and she can make u smile a lot
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a state which is more vacant than an empty car park
I went through from California straight through to Utah without touching Nevada
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Next time you think there is nothing good in Nevada you should spend some time with the "Native Wildlife!!!"
I am the original "Native Wildlife!!" from NEVADA!!!
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Small ass town in Ohio whose saving grace is the bar and the deli next door to it. Also features a flock of incest gingers called the Wards.
Note: the first A in Nevada is pronounced like the A in day.
Guy 1: Lets go to Nevada!
Guy 2: Why? theres nothing to do in Nevada.
Guy 1: We can throw rocks at those inbred gingers!
Guy 2: Sweet! let me get my paintball gun!
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an unusually dry handjob, as if the givers hand was seasoned in the Nevada desert for a few years.
Me: Mike, I know you just met here tonight, but did you guys do anything?
Mike: Yeah i got a Nevada, it felt like she was rubbing 24 grit sandpaper on my dick.
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