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Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike January 21, 2006

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newton

Sir Isaac Newton was one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion and gravitation. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them

Newton thought that the universe worked like a machine and that a few simple laws governed it.

by nIicegurl January 30, 2005

69๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Newtoning

to solve math problems like a boss,

Kid: What are you doing in math class?

Wyeth: Newtoning!

by Sir.IsaacNewton February 19, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Newton

Newton, Iowa used to be known for two things: Maytag and meth. Maytag moved to Mexico.
Oh, the glory of trailer parks and rundown houses with cars that cost more than 10 years rent parked in the front yard. For entertainment, one can drive up and down the main street to show off your ridiculous spoiler and ground effects. Or, if you'd rather spend your last $5 on a 40 oz. rather than gas, you can watch the retard parade cruise by over and over while hanging out in the corner of the Hy-Vee parking lot...or, if you are feeling classy, you can rock it with the lovely and classy folk of the downtown square area. Baby on hip and beer in the hand? You'll fit right in!
Of course, no mid-sized Iowa town in complete without the pretentious sub-divisions surrounding the meth-rot filled downtown. THOSE folk know how to party AND become sports stars! Old washed-up football player? Newton is the perfect place to brainwash your child into believing high school sports are life, pumping him full of PCP, and watching him lead the Cardinals to state!

"It's Newton on a friday night...what to do?"

"Let's go steal from the Super Walmart!"

by ho-face killa June 15, 2008

72๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


newton

a town outside of Boston, MA. lots of snobby jewish princesses and toolish mushes. jews/irish/italian and maybe a little chinese. A mighty fine place to buy weed. Every high school grade down to the freshmen has at least a handful of weed dealers in it. reportedly, there has been sightings of white widow, white rhino, sour deisel, blueberry kush, purple kush. Yes, all of those strains. my circle of friends has never smoked anything less than headies. Thats how we role.

kid 1:im out of weed. I'd go anywhere to get good weed right now.
kid 2:well we should go over to newton and buy some good weed. maybe some shrooms too.

by surifacakin June 30, 2009

56๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


newton

boring town in Massachusetts.

newton is the safest city in america! fun.

by me February 27, 2005

335๐Ÿ‘ 279๐Ÿ‘Ž


Newtoned

When an older man is having sex with a younger man doggystyle and the older mans elongated ball sack(due to gravity) slams into the younger mans ballsack in front of him causing pain and resembling the action of the balls on a Newtons Cradle which is found on many desks. Newtons 4th law of motion.

I was having sex with my boss at the office so I could get Friday off. He was giving it to me hard when all of the sudden he got into a funky rythmn and his saggy balls " Newtoned" me.

by patm1r January 24, 2015