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A prison term for a young inmate who performs sexual favors for a dominate top in exchange for protection.
I gotta get me a new Maytag...'cause my boy just got sprung.
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a high-class male prostitute, usually hired for jobs such as bachelorette parties for very rich women; or they may come to the wives of CEOs or Senators during the day, disguised as a personal fitness trainer, or Yoga Instructor.
Elaine: I heard Sharon's barchelorette party was ballin.
Kathy: Yeah?
Elaine: Oh Yeah, I heard the pizza man turned out to be a maytag.
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Tray Bitch-Someone does something for you, in return, you (the maytag) take their tray to the depository of trays
Dude, Lee gave me some cookies so I'm his maytag for the week.
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prison slang for submissive homosexual male who becomes a literal slave of dominant male master and performs all the master's chores as well as providing sexual service to the master on command, which may include "tossing salad (analingus), performing fellatio, receiving anal penetration or even performing sexual favors to other prison males as prostitute being "pimped out" by the master. The term is derived from the popular Maytag brand of clothes washers which were advertised to "keep working and working and working...." without malfunction - essentially what the prison maytag must do for his master.
"Do you believe Little Louie was Big Joe's maytag in the joint and now that they're out Joe pimps out Louie to toss salad for anyone willing to pay $20."
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Kayaking term for getting thrashed around in a large hydraulic (whirlpool, hole or breaking wave).
I dropped into Albert's Falls too far river-left and got totally Maytagged in that keeper hole.
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prison term for someone who is bullied into washing other inmates laundry in order to be protected cause they have no other means survival.
That new jack owes me for a "lucy" (a single cigaret) so he's my Maytag for the month got boi washing boxers and all ha ha
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Inexplicably, ever since man has worn socks and Maytag has made washers and dryers, socks have mysteriously disappeared in the mix. Now we have a name for this phenomena!
Damn! I just took the clothes out of the dryer and I'm missing a blue, a black, an argyle, and a white tube sock. Looks like another Maytagate.
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