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an awesome green day song that is true punk in nature; the premise of the song (probably the most truthful thing I ever heard) is that just because your a nice guy and treat the women great, doesnt (usually) means you wont get anything in return (since women only care about money/looks/power)
Oh, nice guys finish last,
When you are the outcast,
Don't pat youself on the back,
You might break your spine
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A phrase used by delusional men referred to as “nice guys” that believe they are entitled to sex because they are “nice” unlike so-called “douchebags”. In reality these men are shallow and toxic.
Man: “Ugh, I opened a door for her and said hi, and she won’t even suck my dick? What a stupid fucking slut bitch. I guess nice guys finish last.
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Aside from the generally perceived meaning, Nice Guys Finish Last can also refer to the fact that any potential relationship a nice guy might enter into is highly likely to last a lot longer than that of a guy who is a jerk.
Guy one: Dude, Stephanie just broke up with me!
Guy two: Were you a jerk towards her?
Guy one: Yeah, I guess.
Guy two: Well, you know what they say: "Nice Guys Finish Last."
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A phrase used by single men to explain their single status, usually in conversation with women, or in a personal ad. Often uttered in a whiny tone. (Actual niceness of the single man is largely irrelevant when using the term.)
When Julia turned him down for sex, Julio further justified her decision when he whined, "Nice guys finish last!"
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A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.
Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.
Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"
Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"
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When no matter how much a guy may be kind to a woman, pay for her food, compliment her, etc, that they still have no desire to give them the sex they think they deserve.
Man1: "Ah, man. Michelle is such a slut. She wouldn't have sex with me even though I did all kinds of nice things for her."
Man2: "Well, everyone knows that nice guys finish last so don't waste your time with girls like that."
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A saying that “Nice Guys” use to explain why they don’t have a girlfriend. Being too stupid to realize the real reason is because they are feel sorry for themselves and blame others for their lack of success in life, not because they are “too nice”. See Nice Guy.
Men who say “nice guys finish last” almost always seem to follow it up with how women enjoy being treated like shit showing their true misogynistic colors.
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