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Niels

A slang, or "street-name", for the wonderful drug MDMA (Methylendioxymethamfetamin) which is said to contain bits of real panther. When this "drug" is taken, one experiences a euphoric high while simultaneously boosting ones showmac skillz x 100000000!

HV pรฅ Niels i gรฅr!
Har du noget Niels?
Skal vi vรฆre sammen med Niels i dag?
Niels er min bedste ven.
Niels conquers all <3

by MathiasSander January 10, 2012

54๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Niel

hottness; gorgeous; an immensely talented person; adored; unique. This stems from the name nathaniel which means gift from god, or God's gift. This is the name of a very cool and mature guy I know.

Nelsity (noun)

The nelsity of that girl is undeniable.

DAMN! He is niel!

Another niel in the making.

Wow, that kid is soooooo niel; just look at him!

by Ex- ByFid April 13, 2005

148๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Niels

someone who has sex his girlfriend and then break up with her.

"I had sex with Emma yesterday." "Awesome! you gonna marry her?" "nah..i'm gonna break up with her." "omg, you're such a Niels."

by Bantumie September 15, 2009

378๐Ÿ‘ 281๐Ÿ‘Ž


Niels

The name of the most amazing guy in the world. He is incredible, smart, fun, creative, and really cute. When you are stressed, heโ€™ll listen to you. He may or may not enjoy smoking weed, drinking beer, and consuming a certain type of โ€œstracciatellaโ€ cottage cheese.

โ€œHey I think I have the biggest crush ever on this guy. I dream about him every night and during the day too.โ€
โ€œWhatโ€™s his name?โ€
โ€œSexy stuff.โ€
โ€œNo really, whatโ€™s his name?โ€
โ€œWhy should I tell you?โ€
โ€œYou shouldnโ€™t, but tell me anyway.โ€
โ€œFine, his name is Niels, and Iโ€™m in love with him.โ€

by Bandittt_fire January 19, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Niels

Niels have a huge penis

Girl1: Do you know Niels?
Girl2: Sure this is the guy with a huge penis

by Toastbrot November 18, 2016


Niels

The most horribly smell ever. It looks like a pig pile of shit and it smells horribly.

Oh dude just had the most amazing niels ever.

by Jemoederniels July 19, 2010

142๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž


Niel

The best guy I've ever known. He is awesome! So hot, absolutely gorgeous. Amazing body. He is the best at everything he does and succeeds at whatever he tries. Niel is extremely intelligent, has a great personality, good sense of style, and is great at sports. Niel is a very manly man but he is also in touch with his sensitive side. A true macho-sexual! Everyone loves him, especially the ladies, although other guys sometimes make fun of him 'cause they're jealous. This guy is also very funny and shares inside jokes with many people. It is true Niel stems from Nathaniel, which means gift from God, but Niel actually means "champion" and "victory over all". Everyone with this name is awesome. You wont be able to resist his charm, displayed by the fact that he makes friends wherever he goes.

P.S: His penis is huge and beautiful and his sex is perfect!

P.P.S: Lots of people think he is high all the time because of his eyes and the way he is always calm, but he's not. Its just his body producing his own natural high because he is that awesome!

Oh my God! Niel is the best guy I know!

I wish Niel would love me :( He is amazing

I just met the coolest dude, his name was Niel!

Oh so he was sweet then?
You know it!

Dude, doesn't Niel suck!
Yeah... no not really I wish I was him :(

WOW! Niel is a sex God. The power of his sexuality could end global warming, world hunger and bring world peace!

by TheOneIwantIsTaken June 7, 2011

41๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž