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It is commonly said that Santa Claus only cums once per year, however, this is not true. Santa Claus only cums one DAY per year -- because his wife is frigid -- and that day is Xmas Eve -- however, Santa tries to cum AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE on that one day he has away from Mrs. Claus.
This is why every time Santa lands his sleigh down anywhere outside of the North Pole, you always hear him yelling out "Ho, ho, ho!"
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1. Santa's most famous words
2. What you see when, three slutty girls walk by.
3. The wrong way to spell a garden tool
1. ho ho ho, Merry Chrismas!
2. Merry XXX-Mas, ho ho ho.
3. I said, get the ho ho ho !
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A vagina or whore hole.
Ben Dover was a Wonda Wonderpig's place hammering the ho ho.
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1. What the jolly Santa famously says.
2. What John McClane includes in his hilarious message to Hans Gruber in Die Hard.
3. Destiny's Child.
1. Ho ho ho, merry christmas kiddies.
2. Now I've got a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
3. The bitter cold of christmas time doesn't stop them hangin around on street corners.
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term for A-shirts, white tank top, also known as wife beaters
I have a ho ho on underneath my polo shirt.
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