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Sex

What you won't be getting tonight.

"I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..."

by blahderdash April 14, 2009

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not sex

Yeah that's right, it's the one thing urban dictionary doesn't have.

Jake: Bro did you see that new not sex post on urban dictionary?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?

by wholeftme10yesago May 24, 2020

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sex

The hottest thing known to man kind

10 year old: I HAD SEX WITH UR MOM LAST NIGHT HER ASS WAS SO FUCKING BIG!!!!

by Nimnex October 20, 2018

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sex

Face it, the only reason that you're looking up sex right now is so that you can get horny from people's definitions.

Bro, I just looked up sex on urban dictionary. It was so much better than porn.

by sex:) July 20, 2012

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Sex

what all of Urban Dictionary's definitions are about

Either sex positions or weird sex acts

by TerraByt3 May 30, 2021

98๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex

According to Mean Girls, it is a very dangerous thing to do.

Coach Carr: Don't have sex... 'cause you will get pregnant- and die.

by ๅ„ชๆญฃ็พฉ May 31, 2012

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Sex

The process of reproduction-or the process of pleasure.

"Follow me." I lead him to my bedroom. I walk toward him and kiss him ever so passionately. He doesn't seem to mind because we start to make out. Tounge is included. He leads me the bed and I fall on it. He gets on top of me and his hands slide up my shirt. He grabs and rubs my tits, and I moan. I whisper dirty things in his ear and tell him to take off my shirt. He obeys and soon my bra is off too. He sucks my tits as I grab his crotch. I moan, and he pulls off my pants. He pulls off my panties and I realize he's still fully dressed. He quickly takes off his shirt as I pull off his pants and boxers. I whisper in his ear to fuck me. Soon he's inside of me, fucking me hard. I scream for him to go faster and he obeys. I scream for him to go harder and he obeys. I scream for him to go deeper and he obeys. I moan, my pussy wet. I feel warm liquid seep into my vagina. He cummed. I stick my finger in my pussy, get a fingerful of the stuff, then put it in my mouth and swallow it. We fuck hard throughout the night. And.in the morning we fuck again. Before he leaves we have more sex, and make out. He leaves, and I realize I love him. 2 Months Later
I'm scared, we fucked again a month ago, before he left for his business trip. He's back now and.I'm visiting him. I knock on the door. He answers and I go inside. I tell him we need to talk and he freaks out. When we're both sitting i lean forward and say, "Daniel, I'm pregnant." He gives me a look, and says under his breath, "Fuck."

by errorcannotdisplayname February 8, 2015

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