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PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
When something really horrible is happening in the moment.
George: Man, this pizza I'm eating is giving me current traumatic stress disorder.
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The anxious, sad, frightening aftermath of when a friend, family member, or co-worker gets upset during the day, and violently launches a potato into a wall or other solid object and it splatters into shards.
"Dang did you see Bobby launch that tater this morning?"
"Yeah he totally gave me Post-Tater-Stress-Disorder"
A condition in which the victim cannot sleep, has marital issues, anger management problems and other anti-social behaviors caused by being dragged to plays, opera, ballet, and especially modern dance performances.
Ever since she dragged him to the opera, he hasn't been the same. Today, he just lost it over the littlest thing...I think he has Post-dramatic Stress Disorder.
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A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.
Me: I can't come into work today.
Boss:Why?
Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood
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When a female who was a lesbian becomes straight, she often goes through Post Lesbian Stress Disorder. Symptoms include sleeping with several unattractive men, purchasing several new purses and growing her hair.
Alex was so afraid of her sexuality that, after committing lesbicide she developed a bad case of Post Lesbian Stress Disorder.
Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) not to be confused with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a mental illness where an individual ,in most cases a male incel, suffers episodes of delusion and hysteria due to the loss of unobtainable pussy.
Chuma: Bro did you hear about R-Boy? Their crush tricked them into watching her get her salad tossed.
Brantly: Awh hell nawh he def’ caught a case of Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder!
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