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A footballing term to signify when a team widely acknowledged as being vastly superior* to their league opponents in every respect play rubbish and end up losing convincingly (say 2-0 or more) to the aforementioned bunch of opposing chumps. Started being used sometime after April 2005, when the first known example occurred.
* It is well known that it is impossible for Liverpool to be norwiched, since they are in no way superior to any team in any respect, regardless of what any of their fanbase would tell you.
BinDipper: Haha douchebag, you got norwiched today.
ManUfan: Yeah, well at least I can read and write, and didn't dip for my coat in that bin over there.
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A surprisingly nice place to live, with decent shops and 100% better than Great Yarmouth or Lowestoft...
And no we aren’t ALL inbread
P1: did you go to the Lord Mayors precession with the fireworks afterwards
P2: yes it was so nice to see the whole city come together
P1: I just love Norwich :)))))))))
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1. a small dull city in the eastern backwaters of England. Has no major transport links with any other part of the UK and that is not by accident. Home of Britains gayest football team after Watford.
Considered the centre of civilisation by BBC Look East and ITV Anglia news
NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE
2. Stands for N.ickers O.ff R.eady W.hen I. C.ome H.ome
"Im going to Norwich tomorrow"
"were the fuck is Norwich?"
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A town full of inbreds, each of them having 6 fingers of at least one of their hands. Their football team is renowned for being able to play better in the snow and icy conditions than other teams, due to the fact that their four legs do not slip as much.
Guy 1: "Damn, we lost to Norwich. No-one ever loses to Norwich."
Guy 2: "Was it snowing?"
Guy 1: "Yes?"
Guy 2: "There's your problem. Bunch of inbreds"
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A glorified reserve officer training corps in which the sole purpose of every individual is to earn both the right to wear a pair of thousand dollar boots and the right to walk on grass.
Bill is a senior in the Norwich University COC and paid for his thousand dollar boots yesterday so he can walk on the grass today!
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a boring lifeless place that is almost impossible to get to from anywhere else in the UK, any that do manage to reach it should beware of roaming gangs of chavs that seem to occupy every other street corner.
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The place were you aren't allowed to talk to the upperclassmen, who seem hotter, and more unobtainable. Then when you are "recognized" you manage to get them into bed. Then you realize that they can't get it up even with help. You should've just gone for one of your rook buddies..they are way easier, and they can get up.
scott (sophomore): "well, now that your an upperclassman..."
Freshman: "what are you going to try with that?" *points and laughs*
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