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today

The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.

Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.

"I have to get this done today"

"I shall paint my icecream van today"

"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

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today

the greatest day i've ever known

today is the greatest day i've ever known

by futuramafan March 6, 2008

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Today

My dad's birthday

Today is my daddy's birthday

by Jadzzz July 11, 2017

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Today

The day after yesterday and the day before tomorrow.
In other words,THE DAY YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING THIS MESSAGE!

"Today is the day for a living..."
"I have a test today."

by Tsuzuja March 21, 2004

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Today

You seriously don't know what today means?
Or youre wasting ur time bru. It's now. Tha day now. Today..

"Bruh, is it tomorrow yet?"

" Nah mate, it's today "

by (/`•~•`)/ why U lookin here. F October 17, 2018


On Today

Another way of saying "today," particularly used in the Black church.

Preacher: "It's so good to see y'all on today."

"Can we clap our hands on today?"

by hughesnum3 September 16, 2015

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today

its national mawi mawi cutest and sunnywunnyhunnybunnyzunnyfunny day!!!!🥳!!!! woohoo!!!!!! yayayayyayy!!!!!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

today is slsuh day😎
🪨🤘
National sunny and mawi is a very special day for mawi and sunny its the day they
and
yah (trick yah(

its the day of 7-eleven and dective sunny and officer mawi

(july 11)

by the aubster 😎 July 12, 2022