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After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!
Holy shit randy, it was hot yesterday! I went home and my woman was begging for a salted nut roll!
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A karate move when you cant find the nut you just busted
I had to pull a nut roll over last night
A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net
Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?
Paul: No dude it's all yours.
Joe: I want half.
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When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth
"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
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A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.
I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.
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A chocolate nut roll is a type of sexual act.
Eww... my gf is doing a chocolate nut roll!
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When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.
She wanted an Amber Heard but i gave her a Cincinnati nut roll also