Off me tits

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

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Off me tits

A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.

I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.

off her tits

Refers to a woman. Shitfaced. Under heavy influence of drugs/alcohol

"She is off her tits"

"I am so off my tits"

Tit-off

Verb; An engagement, usually involving two or more females, that involves a fight to the death only using their boobs. Purpose is to determine who has the superior tits.

See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.

Antonyms: Sword Fighting

Greg: Dude, Bethany and Annie are about to have a tit off!
Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?

Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
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titted off

Being mad or annoyed.

I'm titted off at you. (You made me feel mad.)

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Titting-off

Bringing to effect maximal sexual arousal in oneself or a partner by the vigorous manual manipulation of the nipples either through direct contact or through clothing.

"I'm pretty sure one of those girls we rode past was titting-off the other one, Steve. They looked pretty guilty."

tits off

having no bra on and having your tits just hanging around

that girls tits were tits off
tits up big baz havin it large

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