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"Have you ever watched The Office?"
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Quite possibly the best name for a strip club.
Father - "Honey, I'm going to The Office!"
Mother - "Ok dear, see you tonight."
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adjective: a term accidentally used by a certain Philadelphia radio star in place of the word "awesome".
Example sentence: "Man, that movie was AWESOME!"
New and improved sentence: "Man, that movie was OFFICE!"
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The private space of a business where the boss of a company can enjoy sexual pleasures during the work day.
Chad : Steve will you come to my Office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : I would like you to suck my cock and lick my balls then I will give you a cum facial!
Steve : But I'm married and I'm not gay I can't do that!
Chad: I'm your boss and I say you will!
Steve: Ok then!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Now can I go wash my face off and go back to work?
Chad : No you will wear my cum on your face for the rest of the day!
Steve : Dude that's embarrassing I can't do that!
Chad : Do it now you asshole or your fired!
Kiersten : Hey Steve do you know you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Kiersten would you come to my Office please!
Kiersten : Oh boy time for my cum facial!
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A designated space to be free of watchful eyes, judgmental beliefs, and basically tyranny. A place to let the clutter in your mind manifest physically.
Me: I'll be in my office.
A hilarious comedy that originated on the BBC. Unique in that it focusses solely on the dreary, average lives of office workers. The humour is dry and the jokes are cutting and politically incorrect.
The BBC version aired 12 episodes and are viewed as classic British comedy, starring Ricky Gervais and Martin Freeman. An American network, NBC, duplicated the show, and is currently running over 2 seasons. The American version (with Steve Carrell) had a slow start but picked up speed and came into it's own in season 2.
People always say the British version is better because they're snobby and it seems the right thing to say.
"I can't wait until Jim and Pam hook up on The Office."
"Who plays 'insufferably arrogant' better: Steve Carrell or Ricky Gervais?"
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