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Engineering.
The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
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slang for prostitution
That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.
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When someone tries to trick you with a popular trick.
Dude 1: Hey dude, Press Alt + F4 for free vbucks!
Dude 2: Hell no dude, i aint falling for the oldest trick in the book.
FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server, 2b2t"
FitMC: "On 2b2t, The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "But For A Brief Time On The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft, Piston Airships were considered cutting edge flight technology"
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National oldest sibling day is a day to be thankful for the oldest sibling for basically being a 3rd parent, they sacrificed many things for the young ones, and most of all, get yelled at the most.
National oldest sibling day takes place on July 15th
Guy 1: I hate my older brother!
Guy 2: Be nice bro! It’s national oldest sibling day
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An Xbox that has this title as it was produced before all Xbox's came preloaded with UNO.
"Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox"
"I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."
The Oldest Rocker In Town is a guide to the age of coffee bars, rock 'n' roll, and the ton-up cult of riding British built motor cycles... this was also the era of dry fucks and sex before the pill
I attended the 2nd Belfast Rockabilly Roots Round-up 2005 held at the end of June/beginning of July at Clarendon Dock. Some of the events were held in the Rotterdam Bar, Pilot Street and in the neighbouring bar Pat's Bar. I bought a t-shirt and when my friends see it on me they call me The Oldest Rocker in Town
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