fat

According to Hollywood, What you are if you are a female weighing over 100 lbs.

Nicole Richie apparently thought she was fat, now she looks like a nine-year old boy.

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fat

wait wait wait lets be politically correct I'm sure you meant to type overweight, excessively round, or possibly horizontally challenged

I'm not fat, I just have a better bond with gravity than most.

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fat

yo mama

yo mamma so fat when she walked past the TV I missed 3 episodes of my show

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fat

The condition of weighing more than the medically prescribed average for a specific height and age range.

An adjective describing said condition.

Something chicks fear above all else, causing them to deny themselves the love of a good pizza. It tends to make them eat salads and act finicky in restaurants.

A euphamism for surplus budget spending.

Rhymes with PHAT.

Honey, do I look fat in this?

Trim the fat!

Let's open up a case of PBR and chew the motherfuckin' fat, yo!

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FAT

FAT also F.A.T.:

abbr.

Fuck All That

adv.
1. To acknowledge a lack of interest in something or otherwise demean it, especially in terms of work or the performance of menial tasks

2. To formally object with a statement or opinion; to disagree with

3. A statement of pure independence of all responsibility and concern; phlegmatic

syn.
“Fuck that”; Screw that”; “Nah, I’m good”, “Are you kidding me?”; “Fuck off”; “I don’t give a fuck”, “Zero fucks given”

1. Abby: “Can you believe mom asked me to do the dishes again? Like I already did them last month.”
Paul: “FAT”

2. John: “He’s almost as smart as a real people.”
Nick: “FAT”

3. My Boss: “If you don’t quit playing video games all day I’m going to fire your ass.”
Me: “FAT. I do what I want.”

fat

What people become after eating McDonalds for years, every day. Theese people usually end up 400+ lbs, and feel sorry for themselves. Usually they end up on Oprah, so bored housewives can feel sorry for them, and the government can send them free IRS money, stolen from people who actually work.

I don't feel sorry for fat people because it's not my fault they became fat. I think that person has something to do with it.

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a fat

An aussie term for an erection

I saw this chick , man i cracked a fat!

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