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Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.
Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.
Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.
Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
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When someone says something and you believe that it’s a lie/ you know it’s a lie.
Person 1: me and name are in a relationship
Person 2: relationship my ass!
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1. “I”
2. “Myself” or “Me personally”
“This is a typical mistake my dumb ass would make.”
“I don’t remember the night; I allowed my ass to get too wasted!”
“Just keep my ass away from from vodka next time”
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The rude way of saying that you dont care
A: Im so sleepy bro
B: My ass that youre sleepy
A: :/
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The biggest, chunkier, marshmallow like, and fat thing in the multiverse. It's so strong that even thanos with the infinity gauntlet it cant do anything and its also is ant man proof.
My ass is unbreakable
The infinity gauntlet is no match for my ass
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A common phrase used when a male is trying to finger a female and the male goes to low and touches her asshole and the female exclaims, “Thats my ass.”
“That’s my ass” she told him and he moved his hand away from her asshole.
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