runs

REALLY BAD Diarrhea

They call it the runs because you gots to "runs" to the washroom before the shit "runs" out of your anus and down your pants (assuming your wearing pants)

I got the runs this one time, but no sweat, I had a diper on.

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Run-on

In literature, a Run-on is a shortening of "Run-on sentence". E.g.; "A Run-on". A run-on is a sentence that goes on for too long without proper punctuation.

This is a Run-on: My dad and I went to summer camp along with some friends and we had roasted some marshmallows and cooked some breakfast on the fire and we all slept in a tent.

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Runs

"Runs" usually refers to diarrhea. The term runs is derived by three different events that accompany diarrhea. (The three runs).

1. You run to the bathroom.

2. You sit down and the shit runs out of you at a surprising velocity.

3. You run out of toilet paper because you have to wipe your ass so much.

Wow, Jerry sure went to the bathroom in a hurry, he must have the runs.

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Run it

'Do it'

"You take that wall, ima set the sheetrock on this wall"
::"run it"

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Run

Forrest

Run

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running

"In running there is no off season because running is not just a sport, its a lifestyle."

"Running has given me the courage to start, the determination to keep trying, and the childlike spirit to have fun along the way. Run often and run long, but never outrun your joy of running." -Julie Isphording, Marathon winner

"Miriah what are you running today?"
"Oh idk, probably 8miles."
"Come on lets do 10"
"Ok, I'm feeling pretty good anyways"

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Running

escaping into a world where only runners understand. a natural high that feels good no matter what. where one puts one foot in front of another swiftly and silently. an aerobic activity where only the strong survive and the weak are trampled.

long distance running, short sprints and a great way to start is track

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