penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz
He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.
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penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.
George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.
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little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture
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Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices
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