One second arrest

That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone

“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”

Sure, one second.

Basicaly means your never getting a turn on my Xbox. :\ Tough luck bud. Okay leave.

Person A: Hey can I get a turn?
Person B: Sure, one second.
-4 hours later-
Person A: Can I get a turn now?
Person B: You JUST asked. Dude chill.

One Fucking Two Seconds

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.

"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"

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