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A African American female who lives and works in Chicago for Harpo Studios. Is very affluent and rich. Sheis a good hearted person but her shows feminist agenda can get very annoying. Her Show is usually about something tragic,hopeful,inspiring,recent, trendy,or fun. She usually has some sort of guest. She likes too tell jokes but they usually aren't too funny, but don't tell that too soccer moms.
Overall: A little bit of a Fem Nazi but not a bad woman.
Oprah kinda annoys me but I respect her nonetheless.
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An over wieght white lady in black face.Makes billions and gives away tons of free shit!Loved by tons of white middle aged soccer moms.Cuts her guests off when they talk,and always says "Yea","Mmmhmmm","Yea" during a conversation.
And blacks aren't aloud in the studio audience.
Oprah:
"You get a car,you get a car,you get a car,you get a car,you get a car,YES,YES,YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Noun: Blubber or fat.
Adjective: Obese.
Ad-verb: As if to stuff your self with food.
Verb: To jiggle that fat.
Noun: Me eating all this cake won't me lose the extra oprah i have around my buttocks.
Adjective: I saw some oprah people licking grease off themselves a McDonalds.
Ad-verb: Cartmen oprahly ate the Cheesy Poofs.
Verb: As the man began making the move on the obese lady, she oprahed, and the man promptly left.
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fat black lady who is a closet lesbian and racist. shes gonna grow her female black army and exterminate anyone else, and have extra torchure to white males because she must hate them so much. she gives out gifts that are bugged so she can spy on america. she brainwashes feminists and soccarmoms to do her communist biddings. They slowly are starting with the candy and sugar industry and slowly shutting those down by encourging moms to not buy soda or candy. then she is going to invade the book industry by making her books the most popular and having book stores only stock them. then, she will have her soccarmom and feminist commandos blow certain targets like the capital and cartain military instilations. then she will order her cloned army of black female warriors to detonate the remote bombs placed in her free cars. they will invate the usa, then the un. the undercover agents (identifiable by any black women in any power) will be a mole in the government and create mass confusion allowing her "sisters" to invade with no oposition. the reason i know this is that if you copy down her blinking motions, she spells out codes without vowels and if you dicipher them, shes telling her army when to attack. predicted by the mayans. going to happen on 2012
just wait america. you all think im crazy, but ill be the only one left when you are getting killed by cravy feminist black chicks and oprah
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The devil. She is gonna take over the world 1 day. I'll be ready. How about you???
How do you think Oprah got all that cheese????
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A say-anything-to-be-popular (read that: rich) shill. Quite possibly the false prophet of the antichrist revealed in Revelation 16:13
Oprah thinks Madonna and Kabbalah are worthwhile.
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someone who marches around, showing off carrying designer things whether it be a bag or a can opener.
guy: did you see adam parading around with his new basketball shoes.
girl: yeah, he's such an Oprah.
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