feminazi

a result of Rosie O'Donnell.

Mom shook her head as she watched her daughter burn a male voo doo doll's crotch while chanting evil feminazi oaths under her breath.

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pervert

more than 99.9% of the world's population.

i can take any sentence and make it dirty.
i am a pervert.

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relationship

the thing that guys can fake as well as girls can fake orgasms.

girl 1: guess what? i'm in a relationship!
girl 2: in the face. good luck, idiot.

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oprah

someone who marches around, showing off carrying designer things whether it be a bag or a can opener.

guy: did you see adam parading around with his new basketball shoes.
girl: yeah, he's such an Oprah.

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guys

the reason i wake up. i mean, they can be idiots just like girls can be bitches, but, come on, you gotta love the nice, cute ones.

i love guys and i hope one day i'll find one who doesn't think about sex every seven seconds.

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myspace

the next thing you're going to see on that "intervention" show.

myspace is a teeny bopper's sanctuary.

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feminist

someone who believes in equal rights for men and women,
i'm a girl and i have a feeling this'll never happen. if men and women were equal, guys would have permission to hit me right in the face and who wants that?

note: feminists and femiNAZIS are very different, just so you know.

example of feminist: myself, sort of
example of feminazi: warped minded, bra burning, hairy monster woman who screams at the smallest thing. see, Rosie O'Donnell.

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