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A form of birth control practiced by idiot couples to prevent pregnancy. It is not at all effective because pre-ejaculate contains sperm. It also does not protect from STDs
What do you call people who use pull out method of birth control? Soon to be parents
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Pulls Out; meaning : when a male is having sexual intercourse and is about to ejaculate or 'cum'. He 'pulls out', by pulling his penis out of his partner.
Girl: You better not cum in me.
Guy: Then you better sleep on the couch.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cuz the couch pulls out
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"Mom said that I'm here because Dad didn't pull out. "
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This term has multiple uses. The more uncommon uses are One, in Nascar, the term pulling out is used in reference to when a pussy ass driver pulls out of line and drops to the back usually at Dega or Daytona, and two, this term can also be used in reference to when you are pulling out of parking spot in your car. Makes some sense right? Well honestly on the internet you never know cuz everyone’s a fucking dumbass. But back to the main use of the term pullout. Pulling out is That thing you do when Dick Juice is about to squirt in your Girlfriend. According to school health class this “method” is far from effective, but In my personal experience, it’s 100% effective so I don’t know what the hell they are talking about. So if you don’t want to be forced to pay child support, I highly recommend you do this. However, the only time this method seems to not be 100% effective is when for some reason your dumbass girlfriend doesn’t let u pullout and then you wind up being forced to pay child support for the next 18 years of your life, which takes valuable money away from your Beer Budget. And man when you are cheap person like me, any penny you are forced to spend on something that is supposed to be free and enjoyable, sex, really pisses me off.
Use 1- “Hamlin decided to Pull Out and go to the back of the line to avoid being wrecked.”
Use 2- “The way you Pull Out makes me wish your dad pulled out kid!”
Use 3- “Ya bro, I pulled out just in the Nick of time! I got so lucky I didn’t leave it in for a second longer!”
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the worst protection ever .
it doesn't work because of the pre-cum and sometimes, guys just get lazy and forget to actually "pull out ."
& it's not fun during sex to have to start, stop, start, stop, etc .
so please, use the condom, or the pill .
we already have over 6 billion people in this world .
girl :"mom, what does "pull out" mean ?"
mom :"it's how we had you, sweetie ."
girl:"........"
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Pulling ones penis out before ejaculation, this is done to prevent pregnancey. this DOES NOT WORK. the penis has already sent out pre-cum by this time, ur just waisting the rest of ur sperm
jenny- billy im pregnant...
billy- thats impossible i pulled out.
jenny- u twat dont u listen in health that doesnt work!
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to leave a parking lot with your penis, or to pull out your vehicle from a vagina.
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To pull your penis out of a woman's vagina and excreat bodily fluids. A common form of contraception, until filthy sailors started travelling around the world spreding diseases from port to port.
Todd thought he was swift, until he pulled out too late and ruined his life in the process
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