Pakistanis

Pakistanis are an amazing people whom everyone on youtube and urbandictionary seem to have problems with for the following reasons:
a) they are very good looking, specially in comparison with most of their neighbours.
b) they are not even slightly extremist in any way, and are in fact a very moderate people. this disappoints people who were all set on hating them for being terrorists, and puts them in a very bad mood.
c) their spoken english is way better than most of these youtube-anti-pakistan-war-wagers.
d) so is their accent.
e) they're very very laid back about everything and are not 'weopons-at-the-ready' like some people.
f) and yet they are very very patriotic...but it's healthy patriortism that does not involve hating other nationalaties or races:)

Pakistanis all over the world will unite to prove their love for the land.

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Pakistani

Someone who belongs to Pakistan physically and (or) in spirit. A patriot of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

I am proud to be a Pakistani.

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Pakistani Queefer

Pakistani Women are known as elite queefers in the queefing community. Their Queefs are usually long, loud, and pleasurable to the taste.

Malik said that Bashra wouldnt stop queefin on dat dick. Made him nut after the 3rd queef. Them Pakistani Queefers are elite.

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Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating

Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.

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Pakistani Patwari

Pakistani Patwari are those who support corruption and they are also do some couuupt things

Pakistani Patwari are shit.

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Pakistani Backhand

While wanking, to:
a)While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool. Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
b)Have your hand reversed (palm on top) grip.

Another position to Masturbate

Just wacked off pakistani backhand..

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Pakistani prostitute

A goat, or a dualacorn, or often camels. Used for sexual gratification in desolate areas.

Dude I got lost in the woods and had to find a Pakistani prostitute to keep me warm at night.

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