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Taking a shit between a women's breast and then smashing it with her breasts.
My girlfriend couldn't decide where she wanted to eat so I offered her a Cincinnati Panini Press.
When someone sits down and proceeds to defecate on a closed toilet seat.
There is a brown outline of butt cheeks stained on the toilet seat from the multiple panini press pranks the customers have pulled at my job.
If this line moves any slower I’m going to panini press this business as revenge.
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The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.
"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."
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The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
“Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”