pantry raping

Pantry raping is the occurence of taking food and/or beverages from ones pantry without the owner of the pantry knowing. The quantity of the food and/or beverages taken is usually large and quite significant that the owner of the pantry would notcie that his/her pantry has just been raped. This happens a lot in today's society especially amongst university and college students who live outside of home.

Yeh, I just did an epic pantry raping at my parents' and got all these chocolate biscuits. This will be my diet for the rest of the month.

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handsy in the pantry

A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.

Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"

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dutch pantry

the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door

my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it

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Grim Pantry

Going down on a women over 70.

Barb from Human Resources: Hello Steve from accounting... how was your weekend?
Steve from accounting: It was great Barb! I went to the assisted living home and got some Grim Pantry. It was delicious!

Full Pantry

When a male or female at their sexual prime have multiple mates, partners and FWBs lined up ready and waiting for sex and DTF at a moments notice. Akin to the term Full Stable.

I don't know how Brenda can walk. She's always DTF and has a full pantry.

pantry rat

The use of a hollowed out dead rat as a condom, and then having intercourse. With the Vagina being the "pantry"

"Yo bro, i pantry ratted that girl so hard last night!"

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pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.

"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"