Killer Paper Boy

Someone who eats paper that then kills it and that person is a boy. And after eating the paper that person becomes a piece of paper that is so powerful it can kill anything in its way.

WHOA IT'S KILLER PAPER BOY HE CAN TURN INTO A MONSTER JUST BY EATING PAPER!!!

Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.

Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.

Paper boy

A child born from an affair with the mailman

Did you know that little Timmy is actually a paper boy