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The name you use when referring to the other half of your two people spy duo. One generally uses this term to keep the identity of the other person private because if he told you her real name he'd have to shoot you.
Partners usually partake in dangerous missions for spy organizations you have never heard of. Examples include but are not limited to: wearing fancy attire and attending boujee parties for the sake of "intelligence", sexily jumping out of fast-moving vehicles, passionately arguing and then passionately making out, surprising locals buy speaking every foreign language, and ordering cocktails you've never heard of with liquor so expensive you'll never taste it.
One Partner: As soon as you have put on your tactical spy lingerie and parachute we can jump out of this stealth hot air balloon we can overthrow the government of this island and still watch the Monaco Gran Prix at noon.
Other Partner: Got it Partner
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Urban altern-a-chicks and Metrosexuals don't have boyfriends, girlfriends, significant others, husbands, wives, fuck-buddies, etc. They have 'Partners'.
A 'Partner' is very similar to a boyfriend or girlfriend, but is not a boyfriend or girl friend. If you call someone's 'Partner' a 'boyfriend' or a 'girlfriend', you will be corrected ("no, Callum is my 'Partner'").
'Partners' have many of the same characteristics as boyfriends and girlfriends (functioning genitalia, heartbeats, annoying habits, feelings, etc...), but also have very distinctive behaviors and physical features:
*'Partners' live in "spaces", not apartments, homes, houses, pads or places.
*'Partners' sleep and fuck on futons or dirty mattresses on the floor, as opposed to beds.
*'Partners' generally subsist on sustainable diets of Organic vegetables, Free-range meat and fair-trade coffee.
a 'partner' is generally chosen on they're potential to advance one's own status in a given scene. A leader of an activist group, a drummer of a post-rock band or the focus of a peer group is generally considered prime 'partner' material. Having a good 'partner' increases your ability to name-drop, facilitates ladder climbing and makes for a fashionable conversation piece.
*'Partners' frown on dating, as it is an outdated tradition of monogamous courtship. Instead they go on "meetings" at such venues as cheap ethnic restaurants, diners, cultural festivals, downtown parks, wooded areas and they're or they're 'partners' "space".
*'Partners' can be of great importance one day, and a minor annoyance to be ignored, avoided or kicked to the curb the next. This is because people in 'partnerships' generally strive to avoid any commitment or responsibility in a life devoted to the pursue of they're own pleasure, and likely have other 'partners' lined up, if they're not fucking them already.
*Although the term 'partner' suggests equality in a relationship, this is not the case. The power in the relationship rests with the 'partner' that cares less. As one 'Partner' loses interest, they become harder and harder to arrange a 'meeting' with. leaving the other 'partner(s)' confused as to the state of the decaying 'partnership' leading to desperation and insecurity.
*The term 'partner' is not exclusive to those in monogamous relationships. Often, those choosing open relationships refer to each other as 'partners'. hence, it is possible for someone to have multiple 'partners' and 'partnerships'. This helps facilitate the spread of STDs amongst bohemian, activist and alternative circles.
*The term 'Partner' is not exclusive to straight relationships. In fact, the term has been borrowed (co-opted or colonized if you will) from the L.G.B.T. community which used the term to denote a participant in a same-sex relationship. Gay people resent straight people who have bastardized and colonized the term, just as black people resent white people who have co-opted hip-hop music.
Metrosexual: "Oh, Charlei's my partner. We met at the post-rock show at the Alex P. Keaton."
Me: "Your what?"
Metrosexual: "My Partne---"
*SLAP*
Metrosexual: "Ow! Why are you oppressing me?"
Me: "Girlfriend! SAY IT!"
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girlfriend or boyfriend you are soon to leave
yes, i'm still living with my partner
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In the American intermountain west, for instance, Idaho, partner substitutes for fucking idiot, moron, etc. in aggravating situations in which the aggrieved party assumes the annoying person won't get it anyway. The insult is always in the form of a statement and partner as a form of address is always last.
"That light's turned green twice, partner." "I was standing right there, partner." "That's my change you just picked up, partner."
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1. A member of the opposite sex
2. A person you are paired with
1. Oh, yea, I fucked her the other day..
2. Aw fuck, that faggot is my partner..
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Anything or anyone can be partner. You are basically meaning they are lame, not cool, totally partner.
using "partner" is very versatile, and can become quite offensive when used repeatedly in social groups. personally, to be called a dumbass or loser is much better than being called a partner.
For someone that you don't like you would say "He (or she)is partner!"
If that person is with someone else, you could say that they are "creating a partnership" or "shipping parts."
usually idiots and your boss are partner.
situations are partner: 'i don't want to go to that partner house filled with partners shipping parts left and right.'you don't want to be around partnershippers.
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Anything or anyone can be partner. You are basically meaning they are lame, not cool, totally partner.
using "partner" is very versatile, and can become quite offensive when used repeatedly in social groups. personally, to be called a dumbass or loser is much better than being called a partner.
For someone that you don't like you would say "He (or she)is partner!"
If that person is with someone else, you could say that they are "creating a partnership" or "shipping parts."
usually idiots and your boss are partner.
situations are partner: 'i don't want to go to that partner house filled with partners shipping parts left and right.'you don't want to be around partnershippers.
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