Past

Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...

Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.

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pasting

serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.

Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?

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pasting

The act of liberally applying toothpaste to your nipples to get high.

"Dude we're gonna do some pasting later...you down?"
"I don't know man, what happens?"
"You get sooo high."
"Yeah I'm in then!"

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Pasting

The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.

"Hey man, what are you doing after school?"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"

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Pasting

Rubbing toothpaste on your nipples to get high

Bro: "Dude, why is there toothpaste on your nipples?"

You: "Because I'm pasting so hard right now."

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Pasting

Putting toothpaste on your nipples to get high. Often times mint tooth paste is used for the added tingling/fresh sensation.

Some people prefer to use duct tape over the applied paste so that they can wear a shirt without worrying about removing it.

You have never heard of pasting? Let's get pasted, bro.

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past

A time that sucked but doesn't seem so bad compared to the present.

The past wasn't that bad.

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