Patient

A way of referring to a person who may be showing simptoms, signs of being a simp.

A patient, like simp, is someone who puts themselves in a submissive position for coochie.

We hope to find a cure soon.

"Damn, Seb was being such a patient, he was displaying simptoms everywhere."

"Do you think it's best for the doctors to step in?"

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patient

Able to tolerate difficult situations calmly and without getting angry or annoyed.

10-year-old Linus and his 9-year-old brother Luke are very patient with their 3-year-old twin cousins Jason and Jon whenever they have to watch them.

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Patient

A female fuck buddy, employing that she is going for a dick appointment (sex)

Yo dude did you make Bianca your patient? She totally wants An appointment with you.

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Patient Zero

Patient Zero is the first human infected by a new or recently discovered viral or bacterial outbreak. They usually have the most basic, least mutated form of the disease, which may either make them invaluable to medical efforts or completely useless. They can also often be used to determine where the disease came from.

Becky in Contagion was Patient Zero

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identified patient

Psychology term describing an individual, usually a child or teen, in a dysfunctional family who:

1) Gets scapegoated and blamed for a family's problems
2) Has emotional problems that are not a mental illness, but a normal response to the stress of dealing with an unhealthy family in denial
3) Blows the whistle on a dysfunctional family's problems

Phrase originated because family therapists recognized that the child "identified" as the patient is not necessarily the one who is sick.

1) John is dropping out of school and doing drugs and his parents want him institutionalized, but it turns out his mother is an abusive alcoholic and his father is chronically absent. John is the identified patient.

2) Becky is extremely depressed and fearful. She accuses her father, correctly, of molestation, but the parents deny it and accuse Becky of being sick for reasons that have nothing to do with them. Becky is the identified patient.

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Patient Transport

Hospital workers who are under appreciated that transport patients through out the hospital.These people are awesome and randomly break out into song, occasionally...

5th Floor: Telecom can you page some awesome people that randomly break out into song, occasionally...?
Telecom: Oh you mean Patient Transport?
5th Floor: 10-4

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Klancer Patient

A member of the KKK who has cancer.

KKK member Bob has leukemia and therefore is a Klancer Patient.