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John Paul Jones

Bassist from legendary rock band Led Zeppelin. His real name was John Baldwin, but chose the stage name after a freind suggested it to him after reading it on a french movie poster. Played Bass, keyboards, piano, organ, and mandolin for Led Zeppelin. His solo career was good, and on his solo albums he plays almost every instrument. A great musician, and often overlooked. Also the name of some navy guy.

John Paul Jones is a great musician, he can play almost anything.

John Paul Jones was in the navy.

by The Incredible Myself August 31, 2005

128πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


John Paul Jones

The father of the American navy and America's first sea-faring hero. Rarely confused with his well-known namesake, the bassist of the band Led Zeppelin.

John Paul Jones has not yet begun to fight.

by kt_mcq February 16, 2008

239πŸ‘ 126πŸ‘Ž


Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.

Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?

by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020


John Paul Jones

The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.

John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.

by rome clone November 11, 2004

66πŸ‘ 185πŸ‘Ž


john paul jones

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.

"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.

by C-Mills February 27, 2008

26πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


john paul jones hair

Used to describe any hairstyle.

John Paul Jones hair always wins no matter what the odds.

If you touch John Paul Jones hair, it self-destructs, so don't touch it

Question: "Master Chief vs Goku"
Answer: John Paul Jones Hair

by Shane Casey March 21, 2008

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Paul Jones

The biggest known man made disaster ever! The miners in Chernobyl knew the event as a Paul Jones!

That’s worse than a disaster mate that’s a Paul jones!!!

by Truth teller 44 September 17, 2021