Paula Deening

The act of putting on a sugary-sweet and polite persona to someone's face (or out in public), but being snide, catty, and mean when their back is turned.

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The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".

"Watch out: my mother-in-law will be very charming when she offers you some of her sweet tea, but she's just Paula Deening and will start complaining about everything from your clothes to your accent just as soon as you're out of earshot."

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Paula Deened

Being disrespected like you're someones NIGGER.

While dining at a fine restaurant, I could tell Jerome thought I'd Paula Deened him when I asked for more water and lemon.

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Paula Deen Diabetes

Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.

The doc says I have to lay off the fried chicken or I will develop Paula Deen Diabetes.

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De-Paula Deen It

To De-Paula Deen It is to try to mask a deep southern accent in hopes of appearing more intelligent vs. a dumb redneck.

Abby finally became more successful in life when she finally learned to de-paula deen it and drop the "oh hey y'all".

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Paula Deen of butter

Four pounds of butter. Paula Deen is known for using massive amounts of butter in her recipes, and since there are four sticks of butter in a pound of butter, there are four pounds of butter in a Paula Deen of butter.

To butter poach an entire chicken you need to first melt a Paula Deen of butter in a medium sauce pan.

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Paula Deen macaroni

Crack sprinkled with ecstasy

Hey bitch boy, you serven up some of fat Paula Deen macaroni niggaaaaaaaa

The Paula Deen

Insert a frozen stick of butter into your partner during foreplay. When they start dripping, commence coitus.

I brought a tinder date over and gave her The Paula Deen.