pear

The number that comes between seven and eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pear, eight, nine, ten!

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pears

so much better than apples.

i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.

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Pear

The retarded cousin to the apple.

Serious, have you ever seen a pear?

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Peared

When you're a big miserable connerrr and your ginge girlfriend takes sexual advantage over you. Hence you get peared. Poor thanos.

Michael at the final fling: "connnnnneerrrrrr" Conner: "stop being Stupaht!" Niall: you getting peared tonight then thanos?" Conner: *cries* *** subscribe to "Mikeplayssax" on youtube (unnecessary advertisement)

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Pear

I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.

I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.

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pears

a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound

pears is an emo sliep sliep

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pear

A woman's anus

stick it in my pear

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