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A creepy guy that is way too outgoing and will sexually molest you. Preferably if you are a butter face. A pecan may also smell like pecans.
Girl 1:"he was scary! He kept touching me and he smelt like a nut."
Girl 2:" he was a real pecan."
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Other than a cookie, it's a, a sexual meaning...
"We gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with 'em" -Frank Reynolds
I went to the store, but they were out of Pecan Sandies, so looks like you and I are going to make our own...if you know what I mean...
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a derogatory way to describe a person of african decent that harvest pecans by swinging on the tree tops snatching the hard to reach nuts
man you can tell your in georgia with with all these pecan monkies wondering around.
"it must not be cotton season because i havent seen a pecan monkey on the ground yet!"
some times the pecon farmers sit out by schools just to see all the juvenille pecan monkies on the monky bars.
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Synonymous with bull-peking- when something is woke AF or respected gentleman think that it is woke.
My homeboy Yooker Steve was so bull pecan woke for saying guys ten times in a row.
The homeboy Lucozia pulled up to the smear spot with his papier covered in skidmarks and his buttix all chafed and rashy.
When my homeboy Pic n' Pac showed up to the party with pierogis i told him he was bull pecan guys.
A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.
"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."
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An intimate sexual act of wrapping the receiving partner in bath tissue before glazing them with bodily fluids, usually semen and phlegm, until they harden into a mummy-like statue. Successful attempts often take several hours and may require up to a week of semen retention prior.
The Pecan Mummy has become a yearly tradition for Kathy and I on our anniversary.