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Two Texans sneak into a jail and have butt naked sex in the prison yard; but don’t get caught
The just did the Texas penitentiary but they got caught and sent to jail
many prison inmates whacking off on a cracker, the last one to perform this action eats the cracker
Timothy McVeigh now gets to enjoy the pleasure and nutritional factors of playing penitentiary darts.
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Cage for refugee's children that are separated from their parents who are seeking asylum.
Your children will just love the play penitentiary. You can pick them up in a few years if we can find you.
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When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.
"Don't mess with him, he won't hesitate to mess you up. He's got penitentiary chances."
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Also known as ADX Florence is the ultimate jail for the most dangerous people in the world. Terrorists, serial killers, etc. It can also be used to describe years like 2020 and 2022.
El Chapo is serving life in The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility also known as ADX Florence.
2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.
Slang term for when a person has a large quantity of one or more items that have little-to-no real world value, such as cigarettes, rolls of stamps, etc. that would bring them beaucoup prison currency, even real world money via money transfer apps and services.
Also used when an inmate receives a large deposit of money onto their books, allowing them to order excessive amounts of certain items when they make store, allowing them a monopoly on those items - such as soups, hygiene products, stamps, etc.
Inmate 1: Hey did you hear about Dave? His old lady deposited half her tax check on his books!
Inmate 2: Yeah, I heard. He bought all the chicken soups, snack cakes, and smokes from commissary and is flipping that shit for double.
Inmate 1: Yeah he acts like he's some Pablo Esco-behind-bars or something
Inmate 2: Homie too good for us since he got penitentiary rich!
When you crazy in prison because you're locked up and a person you were close to died and you know you can't even go to the funeral to say goodbye
After they told him his mother died the funeral is in a few days, and he knows he doesn't get released until next month. He went in a penitentiary nutty and destroyed his cell and the ones close to his with his bare hands